Uranus the ‘Fuck You’ Planet: Donald Trump Up Uranus

January 19, 2017 Patrick Watson 2

Trigger Warning: If you're a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don't kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you…

Longest of Longshots: Mercury Retrograde Conjunct Pluto in Capricorn

December 18, 2016 Patrick Watson 13

On November 8th 2016, Donald Trump appeared to win the 2016 election through the winner-take-all system of the electoral college, despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes. As an astrologer, citizen and person, I found this event to be extremely shocking, tragic and frightening. Yes, I withdrew from everything…

FLOWCHART: Why You Predicted the 2016 Election Incorrectly

November 5, 2016 Patrick Watson 6

In at least 5 days, we will hopefully know who won the 2016 US presidential election. Scottish astrologer Mark Cullen has been cullin' (HA!) astrological predictions about the 2016 elections from around the web into one big post on Skyscript. Out of 47 public predictions, 67.4% have predicted a Clinton victory (including me) and 32.6% have…

What Happens To Astrology Once We Aren’t Born On Earth?

October 27, 2016 Patrick Watson 1

Dear astrologers in 2116 and beyond, So many times you wish you could ask astrologers in the past about what they would have said about the present time. Every generation hopes the next will make greater discoveries and push our understanding further, but history shows us that astrology survives on the fringes, in stops and…

Your Astrology Guide to the Presidential Debates: Final Round

October 19, 2016 Patrick Watson 1

The third and final 2016 presidential debate will take place on October 19th 2016, starting at 6 pm in Las Vegas, Nevada. Venus in Sagittarius vs Mars in Capricorn (conjunct Pluto) So far in the debates, Hillary seemed to be represented by the ruler of the 1st and Trump the 7th. At exactly 9 pm,…