Your Astrology Guide to the 2016 Presidential Debates: VP Edition

October 2, 2016 Patrick Watson 2

The 2016 Vice Presidential debate will take place between Democratic Virginia Senator Tim Kaine and Republican Indiana Governor Mike Pence on Tuesday October 4th 2016, starting at 9 pm in Farmville, Virginia. Wait, wait, there's an actual Farmville? It's not just a virtual timesuck that one random friend keeps inviting you to play on Facebook?…

Your Astrology Guide to the 2016 Presidential Debates: Round 1

September 24, 2016 Patrick Watson 1

We're finally here. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will throw down in the first of three presidential debates on September 26th 2016, @9-10-:30 pm, in Hempstead, NY (Nassau County). Here is the chart. House Clinton, House Trump How should we interpret this? Our first response might be to interpret a debate between two opponents as…

ASTRO-FLOWCHART: “Is My Horary Question Valid?”

September 9, 2016 Patrick Watson 5

Yes, I'm a bit of a hardass with horary questions, but I like to minimize ambiguity in my horary practice so this is what makes sense to me. I've written up my thoughts on this before in great detail, but I figured this flowchart might be more accessible. If you feel a raging horary coming…

10 Reasons Why Being An Astrologer Is The Tits

September 2, 2016 Patrick Watson 1

I suppose you could say this is kind of a sequel to my past article "Top 10 Problems Astrologers Have That Are Just the Worst". People have asked me why my articles tend to skew towards the negative and profane. And the answer is, because it's funny. Though the more I thought about it, being…

Why Trump Will Lose to Hillary: Moon at the Nom Con Gone Wrong

August 1, 2016 Patrick Watson 10

So now, Trump vs Clinton is absolutely official. The conventions are over. They were both nominated, and they both accepted their nominations. The charts for these crucial moments are very useful because they can show the outcomes of their candidacies without requiring the natal charts of the candidates themselves. Back in 2012, Chris Brennan noticed…

9 Things That Will Make Astrologers Go ಠ_ಠ

July 24, 2016 Patrick Watson 2

Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you're about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac. 1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch. ಠ_ಠ DERP. Because that's…

Julián and Joaquín Castro’s Birth Times Discovered

July 20, 2016 Patrick Watson 1

Julián and Joaquín Castro are rising stars in the Democratic Party. Amazingly, both twins went into politics. Joaquín is a Congressman in Texas, while Julian was the mayor of San Antonio, currently the HUD Secretary and on Clinton's VP nominee short list. Amazing to everyone that is, except to astrologers. Luckily for us, the fact that they are…